The Milano Diet

I hate Milan and I don’t ever want to go back. It is an ugly city – a handful of old buildings and architecture, mixed with mostly modern buildings. I probably just had a bad experience. My fiance was able to get a last-minute appointment with a famous tattoo artist in Milan last summer, and that’s the only reason we went there for the day/night. I had to entertain myself for 6 hours all day while he was getting tattooed. I don’t speak Italian, I’ve never been to Milan. I walked in a large circle for 9 hours.

It was like NYC without the crackheads or lip fillers. Every woman was skeletal. Like… I felt fat all day. I think they subsist on a diet of cigarettes and nothing else. Even the old women were skeletons. The only friendly interaction I had was a gay man at Sephora who sold me a perfume and was extra nice but only because I was buying shit on a Tuesday morning. LOL. Do Italian women eat? I don’t think they do… I think they live on cigarettes, at least in Milan.

Anyhow…. I hate this world. But that’s old news. It doesn’t help that I’ve been following an incredibly distressing story about some fucking degenerate abusing a puppy as he rides the subway and no one has stepped in to help. I don’t think I could hate humans anymore than I do tonight. Why has no one called 911? Why hasn’t this guy been apprehended??? WTF is wrong with humans? I am for the death penalty for anyone who abuses animals… fuck them. I don’t know why I follow all of these local animal rescue groups when they make me want to kill people and lose faith in all of humanity. My heart is broken daily with the stories I read… some people are fucking sick.

Anyhow… I digress. I think I really need a vacation at this point. I am losing steam.

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I love cooking, eating, entertaining, dining out, fine wines, not-so-fine wines, partying, grunge music, classic rock, new-wave, shopping, wearing heels, my boyfriend, my family, my friends, and my cats. I dislike boring people and activities, judgmental people, boring foods, men who wear suits to work, and places that don't serve wine.

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